The Desiccation of Wit

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Poo on You, Gothamist

I must say, I generally consider myself more of a New York City loyalist than someone with statewide solidarity. However, given Governor Pataki's current bout of solidarity, I think it's about time I took a firm stance behind him. (It certainly seems safe at the moment.) Furthermore, given my current case of writer's block, I feel he and I have something more in common these days than usual.

Thus, with the as-yet-unvoiced-but-fully-expected support of my Carolinian co-conspirator (who is busy analyzing Liddy Dole's stool samples as we speak), I'd like to declare this blog's desire to see the Governor make a swift passage from the hospital bed to the campaign trail. Moreover, I hereby announce our blog's first-ever military alliance and our first ever trade.

In exchange for our support in their ongoing poo-throwing contest against Gothamist, the good folks over at Subpoena This (Dimitri, acting General Manager) will give us a Blogger To Be Named Later.

And herewith, in the ongoing war to better report the latest in Pataki's Appendix v. Pataki, this super-duper-pooper-scooper scoop of our newly mutual rivals at Gothamist, courtesy of some brilliant newsreader at WNYC: "While Pataki has been making progress, no date has yet been set for his discharge."

(I saw you smirk, radio newsreader! Don't deny it!)

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