The Desiccation of Wit

Monday, February 13, 2006


Here's an important distinction to note.

Trevor Smith : Busta Rhymes :: George Rhymes : Buster Rhymes

<---Trevor --- George --->

George Rhymes: Mediocre 1980s Minnesota Viking running back and kick returner. Arrested for possession of crack in 2004. Not the sort of thing a good upstanding hip-hop provocateur such as Mr. Smith would ever involve himself in. Abstaining from the rock is part and parcel of eschewing violent braggadocio, one supposes.

Trevor Smith: Did
not reportedly fire an Uzi into the air after a locker-room confrontation with Brian Bosworth while at Oklahoma University.

I hope that clears up the confusion. I was worried for a minute there.


Blogger lex said...

Also, significantly, Whitney Houston memorably educated all of us to the fact that crack is not the drug of choice for the music elite, scathingly telling Diane Sawyer: "First of all, let's get one thing straight, crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack." I have no doubt that Mr. Rhymes would also turn his nose up at the rock.

10:54 PM, February 13, 2006  
Blogger BestRapperAlive said...

Busta cut of his dreads, so he may try the stones

12:36 AM, February 15, 2006  

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